US President

Lance Armstrong - Next French Ambassador

Let's get Lance to take a break from Livestrong, his bike shop and fitness facilities and be a liaison to France. He could set the stage for improved relations with our once critical allies and bridge a future for global cycling appeal. Additionally, on his return to D.C. to fill everybody in on the improving relations, he could grab the Commander in Chief and rally us all with a Critical Mass ride through the slowly creeping lanes throughout our Nation's Capital - YeeHaw ! (is a word in TX)
Average: 4 (2 votes)

Mikhail Kryzhanovsky,KGB superspy, is the US President de facto since 1996.

Say, you've been elected the US Prsident, a Democrat. You (and evey other presidential candidate) promised to unite the nation. How could you do that if you are a Democrat, Vice President is a Democrat, the whole White House is Democratic? It's obvious - Vice President has to be Republican,the one who lost the election ! Two of you can come to agreement much faster than 500 guys in US Congress,right ? Mikhail Kryzhanovsky, Republican, might be a good Vice President, too.
Average: 2.5 (20 votes)